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  Copyright © 2012 J.A. Redmerski

  All rights reserved.

  ISBN-13: 978-2475011033

  ISBN-10: 2475011033

  This book is a work of fiction. Any references to real people, historical events, or real locales are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events, locales, persons living or deceased, is entirely coincidental.

  All rights reserved, including the right of reproduction in whole, or in part and in any form.

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  Cover Illustration by Daniele Serra

  Crow image by Pedro Medeiros (deadinsane)

  For Brian Salata, who made me write a one-page story about a man sitting in a park. And for just about everything else, too.

  “If it feels wrong, it probably is.”

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  THE CITY BUS SQUEALED to a halt, sucking me right out of my favorite daydream, the clichéd one about winning the lottery and never having to work for Hugh Bastardi again, or anyone for that matter.

  I’m just like eighty-four percent of the working population; I hate my job and the tyrant in the suit who pays me. I’m underpaid, under-appreciated, in a dead-end career that I did not spend four years in college for. I know, I know; no one is forcing me to wake up every morning and go in. Whining about it likely encompasses that eighty-four percent, too.

  “Still no word on that management position over at Hinkson’s?” Martin said, standing up next to me on the city bus with a briefcase clutched at his side.

  “They hired someone last week.”

  “Bummer, man.”

  I stepped off and into a swarm of people, the smell of exhaust and cologne engulfing me. Like clockwork, Mr. Yeager bustled by with his nose buried inside a folded newspaper, the same one I’ll later find abandoned beside the copy machine reeking of bacon and cigarettes. Janice Bates, the nutcase head of Accounting sauntered across the street and slipped inside the pastry store. As always, I was sure not to make eye contact, because with Janice, that’s like provoking a gorilla.

  “You should try out over at the Stanfield Building,” Martin added, skittering alongside me.

  I smiled dryly. “Amanda works on the second floor.”

  “Oh...” Martin paused, shrinking inside himself, “well, proof right there that ex-wives are impossible to get rid of.”

  I laughed quietly, agreeing for once with my unlikely associate. Martin was a shit-sniffer and Hugh Bastardi’s favorite runaround guy. I knew my job-hunting endeavor would make it back to Mr. Bastardi’s ears by way of the Martin Scovolli pipeline, but at this point, I could care less.

  In a way, I hoped Mr. Bastardi might feel threatened and make the move to set things right.

  Fat chance.

  Keep moving, Norman, I said to myself. Left. Right. Pause and let the suits from Enterprise Financial pass, or else get knocked over because I’m a peon and in their way. Just a few more steps and I’ll be in the clear.

  Martin went on and on about how things at the office should be. The break room is too small, he said. The Accounting department is too big. The computers are outdated and can’t handle shit for processing large amounts of transfers anymore. Employees down the hall in cubicles have it better than we do over in the offices. He’s miffed the ‘hall monitors’ came around and confiscated all of the cordless mice because the ‘office Gods’ were tired of footing the battery bill. Just like a million paper clips and fancy whiteout pens, batteries have been pilfered in the pockets and purses of employees for at-home use since 1989. Four of them are in my remote control right now. I don’t remember the last time I bought a pack of batteries.

  Finally, we came upon Martin’s morning doughnut ritual.

  “Alright, well I’ll catch you at the office then,” Martin said as he opened the tall glass door.

  I nodded and continued on my way. After all, if I linger once, he’ll expect me to do it every day and I really can’t stand the guy.

  A little further and my pace slowed as I slipped past the coffee shop where Kate worked, barely turning to glimpse her through the window. I knew I’d never have her, but that never stopped me from dreaming about it. Kate came in second next to winning the lottery, for obvious reasons.

  Three more blocks.

  I waved across the street at John Myers and two seconds later, Phil Summers, as I did every day. I braced for the intersection at 9th and Main and sure enough, Mr. Davenport was standing on the corner waiting for the bus, a snotty handkerchief crushed between his sausage-like fingers.

  Mr. Davenport beamed and raised his fat hand. “A fine morning don’t you think?” he said to me.

  I squeezed out an uncomfortable smile. “Yes it is, Mr. Davenport,” I said walking by briskly. “Good to see you.”

  Repetition. It was the same thing every day of my life. The same faces, the same stress-inducing sounds, the same pointless routines. But like most everyone dissatisfied with their lives, quietly complaining about it would be all I ever did. God forbid I actually attempted to break the cycle, or else that would be unconventional and humans are genetically programmed like army ants, moving incessantly and without change over the time that we exist.

  Finally, only one block from work I came upon the mouth of the same alley I always passed without so much as a glance. But this time I stopped.

  Legs.

  Nice long legs with black stiletto heels on their ends. Short skirt, leather pushed up the thigh; one heel propped against the red brick wall behind her.

  I looked over each shoulder warily, expecting to see a police car any second now come to carry the hooker off.

  Peering back down the alley, my eyes passed over every inch of her naked skin, but ultimately I took a moral step away and back toward the street.

  “Where are you going?” said a voice.

  I stopped and turned around to place the face with the voice. A man stood on the corner. Tall and lanky and obvious. I didn’t need to see him speak to know that it had been him.

  “Excuse me?”

  “Why don’t you go talk to her?”

  “Huh?”

  The man made a face, imitating my response. “Go talk to her,” he repeated, waving me along as if I needed that extra boost of encouragement.

  “Not my thing,” I said, walking away. “And you might want to go back to the Southside—cops’ll have your ass over here.”

  Though my back was already facing the strange man who I assumed was the woman’s pimp, I couldn’t help but turn around to look when there was no response.

  The man was gone.

  I looked all around me, over the tops of moving heads and across the intersection before shrugging it off and rounding the corner.

  “I’ll give you five hundred bucks,” said the man standing with his back against the building. “Cash money. Right now. All you have to do is talk to her.”

  Instantly I was taken aback, trying to figure out how he got out ahead of me so fast.

  I pressed on past him. “More goddamn nuts in this city every day,” I mumbled under my breath as I walked by.

  “Suit yourself,” said the man. “Guess I can’t blame you for wanting to get to work so you can process all those life-fulfilling invoices.”

  I kept on walking. The need to understand how exactly he knew what I did at work all day was evident, but the need to get away from him was more imperative.

  “Break the repetition, Norman Reeves,” he said from somewhere behind me. “You’ve nothing to lose. Not anymore.”

  The man disappeared this time it seemed for good. I couldn’t move for what felt like an eternity. People passed me by, some taking notice to the only unmoving body on the sidewalk, which threatened to break the rush ho
ur procession like a stagnant domino. I was turned here and there, as a different shoulder brushed against my own, as a thousand Excuse Me’s finally moved me out of the way and into a safe zone underneath a fancy awning.

  Gently gnawing on my bottom lip, I gazed across the busy street and up at the towering building where I would be late in just minutes if I continued to linger. A whistle blew somewhere to my right. An elevated train buzzed by overhead to my left, rattling the tracks in a vociferous rage.

  I looked up at the building again, searching for a particular office window overlooking the city, the one I put in for last November but lost to Patricia King. And then I saw Hugh Bastardi’s office (born Hugh Westardi, but nicknamed by Martin and myself last year before Martin turned into a brown-nosing douchebag). Six years with the company and I was still stuck with the dinky office steps away from the restrooms. A few inches smaller and it could pass for a utility closet.

  “What can it hurt?” I said aloud to myself.

  After a few moments of justifying and convincing, I turned on my heels and headed back the way I came.

  It baffled me how much that man knew. Maybe the pair were schemers, come to prey upon a fresh breed of gullible. Perhaps it was a good thing I was onto them, ahead of the game; that way I could nail them before random charges started showing up on my credit card statements.

  I reached down quickly then, feeling for my wallet to make sure it was still in my left pocket.

  Shit! I punched the air with my fist. My collection of business cards—gone. My expired driver’s license, the cheesy Portrait Studio photo of Amanda and me.

  At first, I thought about calling the police, but that would take too long.

  I rounded the corner and marched angrily into the alley, clutching my briefcase a little tighter in my hand.

  Slowly I approached her, one hand in my pocket absently fumbling the few ones and fives I had borrowed from the petty cash box at the office the day before. I moved between the scaling brick walls, feeling the smooth concrete of the sidewalk change to broken asphalt crunching under the soles of my dress shoes.

  Her eyes were perfectly painted by a heavy dusting of eye shadow and thick mascara. Her golden-brown hair covered her shoulders and fell upon her breasts, barely hidden by the skimpiest leather top that I had ever seen. I thought those only existed in magazines.

  “I’ve been waiting for you, Norman,” she said.

  My chin drew back just a little and I felt the creases tighten in my forehead.

  Everything about this felt…off. Completely apart from the whole wallet-stealing ordeal, something just didn’t seem right.

  “Yes,” the woman added with a grin, “I saw you watching me, could sense the jolt in your pants.” Her propped foot came down from the wall. “Is that what it does, or does it swell? I don’t know these things; perhaps you could show me?”

  I was at a loss for words. I thought about the strange and rather forthright question, but hardly found it conversation material.

  Against my better judgment I moved closer, passing a stinking dumpster piled high with large cardboard boxes and trash from the businesses on the other side of the walls.

  I stopped.

  The hooker was not alone.

  I gazed clumsily down at a boy. Next to the boy stood two men wearing top hats and holding silver canes. The boy bounced a tiny colored ball on the asphalt in front of him, his legs crossed Indian-style. His grin made me uneasy. Something about that kid just wasn’t right, either.

  “The longer you look the more you see,” said the twins at the same time, “the more you see, the less you are.”

  “Shut the hell up,” said the boy, “gonna give me a damn migraine. Besides, he’s mine.”

  “He saw me first,” said the hooker.

  She looked back at me. Of course, I stood motionless and confused beyond comprehension. Because when something doesn’t feel right, no one ever really runs. No, we stand there sucking down a good dose of idiocy.

  “And I’m no hooker, so stop looking at me like that,” the woman added. “You know what they say about looks and deception.”

  “I...uh, apologize, ma’am,” I said, much as a child might address someone else’s intimidating mother.

  I heard noises in the dumpster beside me. The ruffling and rustling of paper, the squealing and squeaking of rats, but also there were strange little voices:

  “That’s mine you imbecile! You got the Teriyaki chicken yesterday!”

  “No, give it to me!”

  The side of the dumpster banged and clanked and vibrated.

  “I said give it to me!”

  I tried to shake the voices out of my head. The paper rustled some more and then the voices were gone.

  “Just because he saw you first,” said the boy to the woman, “doesn’t mean you’re the one he’s interested in.” He never failed to bounce the ball precisely the same way each time. Each was a perfect duplicate: the rhythm, the timing, and the distance from the asphalt near the golden jacks to his hand. “I’m the most interesting. Always have been, always will—”

  “But he’s a man and I’m a woman,” said the woman who was not a hooker. “And I’m the most desirable.” She smirked at the boy from above.

  “What are you people talking about?” I demanded, finally able to form words that made enough sense to speak aloud. “What is this; the alley for carnival rejects?”

  The four looked at one another and shrugged. I realized then that the twins, beneath their dated black suits, were conjoined at the hips, sealing the carnival freak-show theory in my mind, which had been only a lame joke before.

  I took two steps backward as the four pondered over my questions.

  “Never been part of any carnivals,” said the woman.

  “Nope,” said the boy, “can’t say I have, either, though something like that would sure as shit beat standing in this fuckin’ alley.”

  The twins hobbled forward. “Freaks and dames and boys and things, drinks and bones and shiny rings,” said the twin on the left.

  “Ashes and earth will imprison the frail, blood of love will lift the veil,” said the other.

  I took two more steps backward.

  The boy tossed the ball at the twins, breaking his perfect sequence. It hit the twin on the left between the eyes, bounced against the asphalt, and went back into his waiting hand.

  “You confuse even me with that shit,” said the boy with an aggravated grunt. He stood up, slipped the ball in the pocket of his khakis and then sauntered over, stopping in front of me.

  “Look,” the boy began, “You don’t waste our time and we won’t waste yours. We want you to meet the Devil, and in turn, free one of us from his bonds.”

  “What?”

  “You heard me,” the boy added. “Eventually you’ll figure out why you’re here. Unfortunately, none of us can tell you.”

  “We would if we could, but we can’t so we won’t,” the twins said together.

  I turned to the woman. “Okay, let me get this straight...you all want me to meet...,” I laughed this part off inside “...the Devil—you’re on crack, all of you. Now where’s my wallet?”

  The boy rolled his eyes about in a goaded fashion and turned to the woman. “Thought Lucifer was supposed to make him more accepting?”

  The woman shrugged.

  The boy shook his head, disappointment written all over his features. “Look, man,” he said looking right at me again, “I hate the part where we have to spend thirty minutes trying to convince you that you’re not crazy. I’d like to skip that entirely if you don’t mind.”

  I scoffed. “That I’m not crazy?” I said and then added, “No, I’m pretty sure I’m not the crazy one here.”

  “Of course you are,” the boy said, rolling his eyes further.

  “Just give me my wallet,” I said, holding out my hand, “and we’ll call it even. I won’t involve the police.”

  The boy crossed his arms. “Well, we don’t ha
ve it.”

  I gritted my teeth.

  “Of course if you do this for us, we aren’t the only ones that get something out of it,” the woman said.

  “Yeah,” the boy jumped in. “But that’s the part we can’t tell you.”

  “You’re all serious....”

  This is stupid, I thought to myself.

  But strangely, the longer I stood in the alley with the woman, the boy and the twins, hearing the voices of rodents in my head, the less any of it seemed so unbelievable. The only thing stranger was why I couldn’t bring myself to laugh it off and leave.

  Idiocy.

  “Well, I can tell you one thing,” the boy said, “No matter what you do, you can walk away from here right now and it won’t change the fact that it’s his way, either way. There really is no turning back.” The boy walked to and from the dumpster and the red brick wall in a bold, proud strut. His small fingers caressed his suspenders up and down. “Anyone that ends up on this particular path always gets a much better deal, so, my advice is to meet the Devil willingly, listen to what he has to say and happily adhere to his wishes.”

  He stopped, turned and eyed me contemplatively. “We can give you some time to think about it, just tell us how much time you need.”

  “Yes, we’re in no hurry, really,” the woman said stepping up closer. “We’ve been standing in this alley for decades; a little longer won’t hurt.” Secretly she winked at me, still trying her best to charm me in her favor.

  “And do you have anything you’d like to say?” I offered the twins. Of course, I wasn’t at all really entertaining this bullshit.

  The twins’ expressions never changed. They didn’t seem to know emotion of any kind, or to understand the meaning of conversation.

  “Sickness of the mind comes and goes,

  daggers it carries near its toes.

  Tossed about voices within its head,

  in its path, the living become dead.

  It is certainly kind on the eyes,

  but this red fox is a master in disguise.